五個超短的英語小故事

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五個超短的英語小故事必備

五個超短的英語小故事必備1

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

五個超短的英語小故事必備

　　The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

　　The little girl replied, My homework.

五個超短的英語小故事必備2

　　An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on the 30th floor of a building.

　　The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building.

　　The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.

　　The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too.

　　Next day the Irishman opens his lunch b box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too, the blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.

　　At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping, she says, if I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again! the Mexican's wife also weeps and says, I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much. Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. Hey, don't look at me, She said. He made his own lunch.

五個超短的英語小故事必備3

　　A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a watched the cat,and the cat watched the mice.

　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, Woof,woof,woof! The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, Now,do you understand the value of a second language?

五個超短的英語小故事必備4

　　A man wanted to buy an went to the market,and saw a likely he wanted totest him he took the ass home,and put him into the stable with the other asses.

　　The new ass looked around,and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in the the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once,and gave him back to his owner felt quite asked the man, Why are you back so soon?Have you tested him already? I don't want to test him any more, replied the man, From the companion he chose for himself,I could see what sort of animal he is.

五個超短的英語小故事必備5

　　A shop owner closed his shop and went home. He was very tired but just as he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, What time do you open your shop?

　　The owner was angry about this phone call. He put down the telephone without answering and went back to bed. A few minutes later, his telephone rang again and the man asked the same questions. The owner became very angry and he shouted, You needn't ask me when I open the shop for I won't let you in.

　　Oh, no, I don't want to get in, the man said, I want to go out now .

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